Silver Platter

I wrote this poem roughly 26 years ago while in 8th or 9th grade. It was meant to be both humorous and read aloud. I, being the type of guy that laughs at my own jokes, continue to laugh every time I think of this poem. Try saying it aloud and you’ll see what I mean. Especially if you read it very emphatically.

Silver Platter

You may have wondered
what was on that silver platter
Perhaps a snack
or maybe rather
a thing that will make
your heart go pitter-patter…

“IT’S A SEVERED HEAD!!!”
Oops. There leaks my bladder.

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About ninefolddragon

I am a self-proclaimed writer, spiritualist, and warrior. My primary writings are poetry and essays that evoke elemental visualization and are written in honor of the sacred feminine.
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4 Responses to Silver Platter

  1. Meritings says:

    Should I say PMSL?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. SyedaFR says:

    Oh dear!! πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  3. krysiakorsak says:

    Ha ha ha….! Great stuff! πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

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